Oh Yeah, President, Yeah

My fellow like Americans,

I am like standing here to like accept the huge responsibility you have left me on the like 14th of this month. OMG, I am like so happy to get this opportunity because I like really want to make some awesome differences. I really love our country because it's like full of like so many great people and we have so much stuff that can help others around the like whole world. We just all have to like remember that it's like a group thing and we have to like work together. Seriously guys, there's like no "i" in team and the United States is like a team, duhh! I just really, really hope that like I can seriously do work and get some stuff done while I'm like in office. Well, I don't wanna like waste anymore of your guys' time and besides, I have to go get my hair done so I'll ttyl everyone! Dueces!